Live Blogging/Tweeting the Golden Globes January 13, 2013April 26, 2020 It would be impossible for me to keep from live blogging/tweeting the Golden Globes. So, please enjoy my random snark, Hollywood style: [View the story “Live Tweeting the Golden Globes” on Storify]Live Tweeting the Golden GlobesStorified by James Sims· Sun, Jan 13 2013 20:56:41Ah, the #GoldenGlobes: Hollywood’s version of the Jr. prom, when TV stars get to act like movie stars.James SimsLoving Lucy "Wallpaper" Liu’s dress… #GoldenGlobesJames SimsDo Showtime and HBO execs focus more on award counts or #Shameless, #Girls, and #Californication premiere ratings? #GoldenGlobesJames Sims.@lenadunham rocks the pixie cut better than Anne Hathaway tonight. Score one for the TV star category. #GoldenGlobesJames Sims@MTVNews More likely that she was feeling awkward that Roker was at boob level during the interview… #GoldenGlobesJames SimsComment from the peanut gallery: "Natalie [Morales], you should have worn chicken cutlets." #GoldenGlobes http://pic.twitter.com/AGD2GgVtJames SimsWhat Denzel Washington meant to say on NBC: "If you search YouTube for ‘drunk,’ you’ll see a lot of…[David Hasselhoff]." #GoldenGlobesJames SimsDear #GoldenGlobes viewers: Don’t tweet each winner as they’re named. We can cut duplication in our feeds by, oh, 900%Andrew WallensteinDidn’t expect Sally Field to be rocking one of the deepest neck lines on the red carpet tonight. #peachpit #goldenglobesJames Sims@DavidsUniverse Actually wasn’t watching E! tonight. Giving the #TodayShow a chance.James SimsTina Fey = stunning. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsWas Amy Poehler passed over for the lead in Titanic long ago? Delivered quite a knockout to James Cameron. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsMandy Patinkin as the official #GoldenGlobes musical clips judge? Yes, please!James SimsTV fans, keep in mind: success for TV folks at #GoldenGlobes is about getting nominated. TV winners chosen by film critics rarely make senseEric DeggansEvery time I see Sarah Paulson I get annoyed that Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip was canceled. #goldenglobesJames SimsNot sure what’s funnier: Amy Poehler’s fake teeth or Arnold Schwarzenegger leering over her shoulder. #GoldenGlobes http://pic.twitter.com/EnIVtV4nJames Sims#Homeland spoiler alert: Damian Lewis is British. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsSalma Hayek sums up the night: "Something about the best, uh…" #GoldenGlobesJames SimsWe are 40 mins into the show and have reached over 2MM #GoldenGlobes related Tweets in the past 24 hours!Twitter TV#LesMiz clip, check. Mandy Patinkin reaction show, nope. Get with it, #GoldenGlobes.James SimsPop-up ads for an NBC show during the #GoldenGlobes. Aren’t these awards shows enough of a commercial?James SimsWait, is Kevin Costner giving a retirement speech? Someone get him a gold watch. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsBill Clinton now tossing to a clip reel? It’s tough out there for a presidential pimp. #GoldenGlobesJames Sims#GoldenGlobes: When former SNL actors remind you they were too good for that little sketch show.James SimsZing. Meryl Streep is spitting her flu at Jennifer Lawrence right now. "I beat Meryl!" #GoldenGlobesJames SimsQuentin Tarantino delivering a little master class on screenwriting during his acceptance speech. Well done. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsA #Smash-ing moment at the #GoldenGlobes: http://instagram.com/p/Ucnu-rjKmB/James Sims@DannyZuker House of Lies isn’t Cheadle funny…so there’s that. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsWhat happens when meat is left in the career dehydrator too long. #GoldenGlobes http://pic.twitter.com/yDo3LQS0James Sims@JoshMalina Alas, Lance Armstrong no longer has his #GoldenGlobesJames SimsYou go, #Girl(s)! @lenadunham #GoldenGlobesJames SimsOH YOU DO NOT PLAY OFF LA LENArachelsklarThere is something to be said about a lifetime achievement award recipient that doesn’t need a cane to get onstage. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsSave for a Mel Gibson reference, Jodie Foster remains a class act! #GoldenGlobes #tearsJames SimsConan O’Brien was invited to appear alongside Jay Leno tonight, but his knife was flagged at security. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsRandom "woo" at the mention of killing Osama Bin Laden. Did Clinton bring Joe Biden? #GoldenGlobesJames SimsPutting #LesMiz in the "comedy" category just reinforces all of those straight guys’ complaints. #GoldenGlobesJames SimsPlaying off Daniel Day-Lewis as he thanks Steven Spielberg? Hey, #GoldenGlobes, this isn’t 1941.James Sims#GoldenGlobes ended right as #Girls started again on Showtime. Score! http://goo.gl/6zFFc #GetGlue @girlsHBOJames Sims Blog, Television By James Sims
